ramavoite:

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

maxbegone:

today’s family debate is bagels. so, I’ll ask the question:

what is the best bagel flavor

plain

sesame

poppyseed

everything

whole wheat

egg

cinnamon raisin

I don’t eat bagels

more than one

other (share in the tags)

fishyfishyfishtimes:

Daily fish fact #527

Spotted wobbegong!

When socialising in groups, the individuals of this species of shark have been found to have preferences for which other individuals to interact with! Some sharks had preferred partners while others didn’t bother to associate with any sharks.

cryoverkiltmilk:

mandsleanan:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

If you’re newish to cooking and not sure what to do with your vegetables, toss them in oil, salt, and pepper and roast the everloving shit out of them. Cauliflower, Brussel sprouts, carrots, tomatoes, onions, parsnips, roast those little fuckers.

Grating a little parmesan over them afterward is entirely up to you.

Vegebul good. Vegebul with cheese better.

theslowesthnery:

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

kosmogrl:

mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

mouser26:

chewedcorn:

A Cut Above

This is like the exact opposite energy to A.Shipwright‘s  Detective Noirot
Chase

godivaghoul:

continuing with the goth-ification of fairytale illustrations… this one is inspired by this: (Dugald Stewart Walker “The Peacock and the Wishing Fairy and Other Stories” 1921)

zvaigzdelasas:

The scientific community has long been at consensus about the fact that smoked meats are bad for our health - but consumers regularly say they feel like there’s no real alternative.

That’s why we here at Vaped Meats are bringing a n

forthegothicheroine:

forthegothicheroine:

what-grace-has-forgiveness:

amotleycrew:

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like “i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly” cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you’ve ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

We need a Dracula movie where they do this with Van Helsing.

#jack: i just contacted… professor van helsing#arthur: whomst?#jack: a genius an expert in every field of knowledge you could possibly imagine#he has five degrees he is one of the most respected academics in europe#*cut to van helsing running out of a church with a priest in pursuit and communion wafers spilling out of his pockets*

via @eleancrvances

You get it!

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

cozycoffeereads:

Today’s disability topic is how America forces disabled people into poverty.

Today’s particular topic is how SSI keeps disabled people poor.

Let’s first go over what SSI is. Supplemental Security Income is a program that provides monthly payments to disabled people and elderly people who meet the financial qualifications.

SSDI stands for Social Security Disability and eligibility is based on work credits. This is for people who used to work before becoming disabled. We will not be discussing this today.

Here are the facts:

The average SSI payment in January of 2023 is $553 per month.

Disabled people on SSI also cannot have more than $2000 in savings and assets. This is severely limiting.

This is not enough to even cover basic needs. How can someone live based off those payments? Disabled people who live with someone such as a caregiver, family member, or partner receive reduced payments and risk losing their benefits.

Disabled people cannot marry without losing their SSI or losing financial assets.

Here is an eye opening article about forced poverty:

https://brownpoliticalreview.org/2022/01/government-mandated-poverty/

Also check this article by The Hill called “Lifeline for people with disabilities forces them to live in poverty”

https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/3702528-lifeline-for-people-with-disabilities-forces-them-to-live-in-poverty/